The ant and the grasshopper

I retold the story of the ant and the grasshopper to u-know-who.

Me: So what's the moral of the story?

C: You have to work hard or face the consequences.

Me: Do you want to be the ant or the grasshopper?

C: The grasshopper.

Me: Why?

C: Because I'm lazy.

Me: Why not the ant?

C: Because have to work hard.

Me: Then how when winter comes?

C: I'll go live with the ants.

Excuse me now, I have to take a deep, deep breath and say a prayer.