I retold the story of the ant and the grasshopper to u-know-who.
Me: So what's the moral of the story?
C: You have to work hard or face the consequences.
Me: Do you want to be the ant or the grasshopper?
C: The grasshopper.
C: Because I'm lazy.
Me: Why not the ant?
C: Because have to work hard.
Me: Then how when winter comes?
C: I'll go live with the ants.
Excuse me now, I have to take a deep, deep breath and say a prayer.